Why is the planet getting warmer?
Why is the fat man always in the sauna?
Where in the world is San Diego?
How do you catch the gout or lumbago?
Why do humans cry?
Why do people have to die?
What is "love at first sight"?
Why do politicians never get it right?
Why is the dead person "late"?
Why does chocolate taste so great?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
How does a website load?
How did the salt get in the water?
How do old people get shorter?
Why do people believe in god?
Why is the modern "mod"?
Don't look at me like that,
How should I know all the facts?
How can I answer questions that are rhetorical,
obvious, impossible or metaphorical?
So if next time you have a question,
that avoids all comprehension,
I will say, with a sigh,
Please, Please don't ask me why!
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-if you live your life in fear of death.. then you do not live, for as humans we are given the gift of knowing that we will someday die, which makes life all the more worthwhile.-
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-if you live your life in fear of death.. then you do not live, for as humans we are given the gift of knowing that we will someday die, which makes life all the more worthwhile.-
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-if you live your life in fear of death.. then you do not live, for as humans we are given the gift of knowing that we will someday die, which makes life all the more worthwhile.-
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The words that had me sound like stolen poetry.
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